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It was on the porch from Amazon, a small atomic bomb
I ordered atomic fireballs, imagine my aplomb!
Complaining got me nowhere, I knew what I must do
I’m calling you know who…

Never again! Tracked the package to its source.
Never again! Blew them right off of their high horse.
Don’t make a fuss, just call us, Never Again Consulting!

We made a big mistake, they said, we charged your credit card
We really didn’t mean it but refunding you is hard
I complained, they didn’t listen, I knew what I must do
I’m calling you know who…

Never again! Hacked their server into shreds!
Never again! Paid me back a dividend.
Don’t make a fuss, just call us, Never Again Consulting!

We counted all the votes, they said, no need for a recount
I stood all day and tried to vote and finally wore out.
I thought about complaining, would be the civic thing to do
But then, I called you know who…

Never again! A million people in the streets.
Never again! Getting rid of that deadbeat!
You made a fuss but don’t forget to call us (if you need us)
Never Again Consulting! Never Again Consulting!

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from Drifting To The Right, track released December 9, 2021
Michael Gutierrez-May: vocals and acoustic guitar
Colette O'Connor: vocals,
Joe Clapp: electric guitar
Fred Melter: percussion

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Michael Gutierrez-May Uxbridge, Massachusetts

Social worker by vocation, writer and musician by avocation. Member of ASCAP. Involved with acoustic music for the past 35 years as a coffeehouse manager, concert organizer and currently singer-songwriter and song collaborator.

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